?What happens after marriage
ماذا يحدث بعد الزواج؟

:After a quarrel wife said to her husband
"you know I was a fool when I married you"

:The husband replied
"Yes dear but I was in love and didn't notice"

قالت الزوجة لزوجها بعد مشاجرة: " كنت غبية عندما تزوجتك"
فرد الزوج: "صحيح يا عزيزتي كنت في حالة حب ولم الاحظ ذلك"


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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to Interrupt her
لم أتحدث الى زوجتي منذ 18 شهرا فأنا لا أحب أن اقاطعها و هي تتحدث.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since
the thief was spending much less than his wife did

قال زوج بأن بطاقة ائتمانه قد سرقت و قرر ألا يبلغ عنها. لأن اللص كان يصرف أقل مما كانت زوجته تصرفه.

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A little boy asked his father:
Daddy how much does it cost to get married?"
"The father replied: "I don't know son I'm still paying

سأل الولد والده "كم يكلف الزواج" فرد الأب " لاأدري يا ولدي فما زلت أدفع"

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Young Son: "Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't know
"his wife until he marries her?"Dad: "That happens in every country son

يسأل الولد أباه "هل صحيح أنه في بعض البلدان الأفريقية لا يعرف الرجل زوجته الى ان يتزوجها" فرد الأب "ان هذا يحدث في جميع البلدان ".

Many thanks sister for this post. It's so funny But marriage remains a sacred relation

Accept my greetings

A sacred relation true

It brings happiness sometimes, and pain some other times

And that's what happen in all matters of life

I think It's the human behavior to complain about every thing

Thnx for the replay .. best wishes

شكرا و بارك الله فيك على الموضوع...و الله المقالات في الزواج كثيرا جدا...و مسكينة المرأة دائما هي محور كل شيء...و لكن...

woman is the other half of the man, and both of them can't live without the other....

thanks sisters

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