-Announcement In University:
"The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately"
-Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:
"The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now"

hello friends.these jokes r for u.i hope u 'll like them.


Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying the Bill does.

hahahaha.....its really funny i liked it....thank you for the post

thank u gentlman for reading the jokes.i'm really happy to hear that they were funny. u know it's really difficult to make people laugh.

what comes from the heart goes to the heart...that is how to make people laugh...

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks